That's me, a prof of veganomics,
Roughage, seeds and clean colonics,
Leaves and stems and fruity tonics.
Wanna live 'till nigh forever?
Then shun fish and flesh and leather.
Take nothing wearing skin or feather.
Eat that which living springs from soil
Raw, or lightly steamed - don't boil.
Give up creams and eggs and oil.
Lord of turnip, kale and apple,
In vale of nourishment I grapple
With gods of fast-foods' deep-fried chapel.
Join me now for healthy crunch,
Fibrous, filling, healthy munch,
Because it's almost time for lunch.
10 comments:
I love love love that fourth stanza...still giggling...
That is very cool…wonderful rhythm and rhyme in this…I have to have my pound of flesh though, smiles…fun play in this…really tight write
every line was sumptuous from first to last
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very tasty bit of writing here!
Totally brilliant! :)
Such a delightful writing! I enjoyed reading this!
borrow my eyes, borrow my ears
I need to copy, print, post on my refrigerator!!!!!
Practically perfect in every way!
(Mary Poppins has her say.)
;)
Oh please invite me too! Thanks for the laugh! Great read!
Simply beautiful :)
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